With so many compelling characters in the Potterverse, its no surprise that non-canon erotica makes up the majority of the erotic Harry Potter fanfic out there. Harry sank into one of the trick steps and got stuck in it, making his golden egg break open and wail. When he realised that Jacob was their brother, he told them he should punish them while he still had the chance, given their brother's bad reputation. [65], No one, however, could compete with the master of chaos, Peeves. He kept his job of caretaker after the Second Wizarding War. In 1991, Harry and Ron managed to get on Filch's bad side on their very first day at Hogwarts School, when he and Ronald Weasley got lost and inadvertently tried to enter the out-of-bounds third-floor corridor. Listopia Harry Potter FanFiction All of the best novel length Harry Potter FanFiction stories. There are quite a few episodes already, so if you want to get your Harry Potter erotica fix while on the go, this podcast is your answer! After this, he was forced to award them ten house points, much to his and Mrs Norris's displeasure. During the first stage of the battle, Filch was left with a deep gash in his left arm. Lots of sex. [27] Later during this school year, he caught Jacob's sibling and their friends on the Training Grounds at night after hours, and took them to the Headmaster's office for punishment. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. After insulting Sir Nicholas and threatening to report them, Sir Nicholas denounced Filch as a low-class bully and that he was supervising said student. This doesnt end the same as all the others did. On Valentine's Day, 1996, Harry Potter and Cho Chang departed for Hogsmeade together. Hiding, are you? Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619. Scorpius and Albus are dating in this story, and after doing a little digging, they find out that their parents Draco and Harry also used to date. [36] Ron spent the evening of 5 September, 1992 with Filch, and kept burping up slugs all over Tom Riddle's Special Award for Services to the School. One of the fandoms favorite non-canon pairings is Dramione (Draco/Hermione). He is found and adopted by Merlin and is stuck in the past and is immortal until his time approaches. InA Bit of Respite by Bryonia Alba,Percy and Oliver get some much needed alone time. That's what fanfiction is about. [2], During the next years, Harry disliked Filch even more, especially when the caretaker took the side of Dolores Umbridge, during Harry's fifth year. ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE", causing Filch tremendous stress and concern: he believed that Harry Potter was the one who petrified her, as he knew that Filch was a Squib. . CW: Body transformation, gender transformation, mind control and the dubcon/noncon that results from said mind control. It is rumoured that he used to clean the shackles in his office hoping the Headmaster would let him use them on students again one day. Of course, as Filch had no inherent magical powers, this was of little use. The other teachers, who could have removed the swamp in an instant, preferred instead to watch Umbridge struggle. Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious. Harry, Miles, and Rue haven't been actual siblings since their first year, afterwards they completely separated to their own Houses and worlds: Harry; a Gryffindor, Rue; a Hufflepuff, and Miles: a Ravenclaw. As much as I prefer my canon couples, non-canon erotica is where the Harry Potter fandom really starts having fun. He also told him that someone had broken into his personal office. How have I made myself sad writing a crack fic? The dark side of Gilderoy Lockhart's one-sided love for Henrietta. [26], Filch's relationship with most professors was unknown. [71], On 19 December, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger argued and speculated whether or not Filch and Madam Pince were secretly in love with each other. If youre into other canon pairings, many of the more conventional pairings are often included in non-canon erotica. What the hell? An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works [43] Filch searched both the dungeons,[42] the Astronomy Tower and the Owlery,[43] but found no sign of him. Harry wanted him to do stuff for money, so Gilderoy naturally did as he was told. Harry Potter fan fiction involving time travel and King Arthur. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. Draco then told Filch that he was trying to gatecrash. Slut Harry spends Christmas at the Burrow. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. [12] Filch waged a constant war against the students and Peeves, the school's resident poltergeist. The twins are confused and horny. [18] Although Filch was a Squib and could not make the map work properly,[18] he did know that it was called the Marauder's Map. They brought either a Nose-Biting Teacup or Fanged Frisbee from Zonko's Joke Shop, and after Jacob's sibling placed the prank device inside his office after hiding themselves with the Shrinking Charm, Filch opened the box containing the prank device which forced him and Mrs Norris to retreat, allowing them to read and retrieve the notebooks. As Snape discussed with Filch, he wanted to take those objects in order to find who they belonged to (suspecting that they were Harry's). Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike, aka Full Pensieve, is one of the most well-written and realistic HP fanfic that I've ever read. Oh God Not Again! [68] During the Start-of-Term Feast, Albus Dumbledore informed the students that Filch had asked him to remind the them that there was a blanket ban on any joke items bought at Fred and George Weasley's shop, Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. [14], During the school year, a mysterious, dangerous monster roamed around the Castle and tried to attack muggle-born students. This made him even more hopeful that Dumbledore would kick Peeves out of Hogwarts for it. On one occasion, he terrified a pair of first-year girls into hysterics. [80] It is unknown whether this was for his loyalty to Snape, his long years of service to the school, or his ability to catch troublemakers through his extensive knowledge of the Castle's secrets. [78] By 1 September 1997, Severus Snape was made Headmaster of Hogwarts while his fellow Death Eaters, Alecto Carrow and Amycus Carrow became the Muggle Studies and Defence Against the Dark Arts teachers respectively, as well as Deputy Heads.[79]. Charlus was a fearless leader of the United Kingdom, and an unforgiving and ruthless person all around. After he admits his feelings, things start heating up. InThe Ladderby Cheryl Dyson, the couple gets frisky in the library. ARTHUR WHERE IS MY IMPREGNATION? Remus catches their breath, eyes opening as they wake. The author takes us to exotic locations such as Iceland and beyond the shores of Britain. Hagrid vouched for them, but Filch rudely undermined Hagrid's authority as a teacher, with Hagrid insulting Filch for being a Squib in retaliation. Work Search: However, he did reveal to them he had heard rumours that he had been spotted in the Hogwarts Library. [52], Yerse I've been telling Dumbledore for years and years he's too soft with you all. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. In July, Argus Filch attended Dumbledore's funeral in an ancient black suit and tie reeking of mothballs, paying his respects for the man who, despite their opposing views on student punishment, gave him employment as a Squib. In the night of 21 January, 1995, Filch almost caught Harry Potter while he was on his way back to Gryffindor Tower after having been in the Prefects' bathroom trying to solve the golden egg riddle for the Triwizard Tournament. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. [32], On their very first morning at Hogwarts, 2 September, 1991, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley managed to get on Filch's wrong side. Fred and George test out a new line of products, and things get sexy. On the former's first afternoon as Headmistress, Fred and George Weasley set off an enormous crate of Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs which spread all over the school. Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. Hearing this, Filch thought that Peeves stole the egg. [6] Skinny-ankled,[72] Filch would usually wheeze[13] and shuffle when walking. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Did you lovethe movieGroundhog Day but also lamented the lack of wizard boy sex in it? Mr Filch, the caretaker, has asked me to tell you that the list of objects forbidden inside the castle has this year been extended to include Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. Arthur was never a violent man, but he was very expressive and his temper, when it was short, nobody wanted to be on the wrong side of. Community content is available under. [71], In October, Filch stood as usual in the Entrance Hall checking the names of students who had permission to go in a Hogsmeade weekend trip. [51], At the end of the year, champion Cedric Diggory was murdered, while everyone learned from Harry about Lord Voldemort's return. [39] He learned that the one who petrified Mrs Norris was the memory of Tom Riddle, the one who controlled Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk. If youre in it for the long haul, this particular fic is 61 chapters long. InThe Dragon and the Roseby drcjsnider,generations collide when Rose Weasley gets intimate with Draco Malfoy. He brought the Professor to the corridor where he found the ice. [54] He was also probably the one to affix the notices with the Decree on the noticeboards of the Common Rooms. After he opened a book that screamed, Filch arrived on the scene almost immediately but was unable to see Harry. I cant write that well so dont expect anything amazing!! The strange gifts he has, and isn't going to question, should help in that regard. [38] His cat was cured via the administration of Professor Sprouts Mandrake Restorative Draught, brewed with Professor Sprout's Mandrakes. Malfoy, however, never showed up and instead tipped Filch that there would be students out of bed in the Trophy Room. In 1995, when Dolores Umbridge became High Inquisitor at Hogwarts, Filch gladly supported her. Collections: 1 599 Kudos: 1124 Bookmarks: 263 Hits: 50961 Wake up the whole castle, will you? Harry Potter Fanfic Harry And Hermione. [13] He disliked the students and constantly hassled them over the littlest infraction and took delight in the doling out of detention-worthy write-ups. It is presumed that this on-going war between them continued after the Battle of Hogwarts. [45], After Sirius Black's second break-in in the evening of 5 February, Filch bustled around the corridors boarding up everything from tiny cracks in the walls to mouse holes. Soon, Filch discovered Harry and took him to his office; however, before he could punish Harry, Filch heard a noise and realised that Peeves had damaged a very valuable Vanishing Cabinet. It'll be worse for you if you do.Filch's sadistic enjoyment when punishing students. A prompt from Kamerreon's Prompt Generator. Filch also had the responsibility of checking all the owls to prevent potentially harmful objects from entering the premises. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike. [16] In his years as Caretaker, Filch learned all about the Castle's secret passageways and hidden doors better than anyone but the Weasley twins and the Marauders. Ginnys Self-Help Fantasyby mercuryidols dives into Ginny Weasleys secret lesbian fantasies about Hermione Granger. Why should he feel bad about that? Argus Filch was a rheumatic man[62] with hunched-shoulders[9] and a hunchback. Youve been warned. If you need help, you can contact: The Bureaucrats: HarryPotter512 and Scarletmoon579 The Administrators: Aliceandjasperforever, Hermione524 and Philered Our Head-Boy: Philered Our Biggest Contributor . In the evening of 1 May 1998, Argus Filch was patrolling the corridors while Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood went to Ravenclaw Tower. [13], During the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, Filch stood by the double doors leading to the Great Hall as Headmaster Albus Dumbledore gave his start-of-term notices. Genre: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance, Tragedy. What are they doing here? Filch talked to her and called her "my sweet". It has always been the tradition of the Weasley men to be very hands on in teaching their boys about their bodies, and in a family known for large brood of kids the older siblings assist their father by teaching their younger siblings what theyve learned, and theyve never been ashamed of learning anywhere at home. Personally, my favorite couple will always be Ron and Hermione, and not even J.K. Rowling herself can talk me out of this. Look at the tags, and bear in mind that this is smut through and through. He was different like the so few Wizards who has female body parts. by snarkysweetness. When Harry Potter reached Filch, the caretaker gave a great sniff as though to detect a whiff of Dungbombs.[58]. He seemed to be bitter and embarrassed about not being able to use magic, as was demonstrated when Harry Potter accidentally discovered his Kwikspell letters in 1992. A Black Comedy by nonjon. So, the Legends, along with Harry Potter, Lena Luthor, and Kara Danvers, along with some guests, read the Harry Potter series. Oh, yes hard work and pain are the best teachers, if you ask me It's just a pity they let the old punishments die out hang you by your wrists from the ceiling for a few days, I've got the chains still in my office, keep 'em well oiled in case they're ever needed Right, off we go, and don't think of running off, now. Its a short and simple tale of two men getting ready together and getting a little distracted. How will being left in the hands of a sexual predator at a young age affect the upcoming war? WARNING-NSFW-ONESIDED LOVE/RELATIONSHIP IS TOXIC-FEMALE HARRY IS NAMED HENRIETTA-NONCONSENSUAL BODY MODIFICATION AND BODY HORROR-TAGGED NSFW, EXPLICIT AND DARK JUST TO BE SAFE-EXPLICIT. The name "Argus" comes from Greek mythology, where it was the name of a giant with one hundred eyes who served the goddess Hera as a watchman (much like Mr Filch's role in patrolling the hallways of Hogwarts). Once upon a time, Harry Potter and his schoolmates grew up and had kids, and those kids had sex. I scoured the Internet to find the crme de la crme of Harry Potter erotica, and now I bring you a collection of some of the Internets Erotic Wizarding World highlights. Despite their truthful claims that they were lost, Filch did not believe them and threatened to lock them in the dungeons. As Dolores Umbridge was a sadist who enjoyed torturing students, Filch could relate to her views on a number of levels. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. Inanimate objects get involved inFirst Encounterby Lyris Malachi. As Severus Snape was a very strict and somewhat cruel teacher, Filch respected that and acted a loyal subordinate to him. We Go Way Back: 25 of the Best Historical Fiction Books of the Past 10 Years, The Bestselling Books of the Week, According to All the Lists, New Releases Tuesday: The Best Books Out This Week, 11 of the Best Shnen Manga to Read in 2023. 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